So, I'm having next week off, going camping in the Australian bush, something regarded as everyday downunder but as super extreme sport everywhere else. I'll bring my bottles of spider spray, snake survival pills and shark bait (making them hunt in another direction than mine, of course), and I'll let you all know how it went.

In the meantime, I bring you the best Nigerian spam I've seen in a while, in full color, Nigerian-English intact; the SPAMalogue.